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  <title>Today a new girl did my eyebrows. I told her to keep them thick. She </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today a new girl did my eyebrows. I told her to keep them thick. She mustve thought I meant Please make me look like a cheap tasteless fourteen year old with eyebrows thinner than this font.   I need to hide as a Ninja<br><br>By: Simone<br />on 10-06-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I discovered that Im allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I discovered that Im allergic to band-aids. I now have a band-aid shaped rash around a tiny cut on my leg. Oh the irony. Im fucked up Ninja. <br><br>By: Ben<br />on 10-06-2010<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I was walking to my car so that I could pick up a few </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I was walking to my car so that I could pick up a few groceries. My car was gone. Little did I know while I was playing Grand Theft Auto last night my car was actually getting stolen. I wish this was a joke. Not a Ninja action.<br><br>By: Micheal<br />on 10-06-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet so entered </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet my mother who was near the restaurants entrance called out and asked Did you flush it Everyone heard her. And Im 22 years old. OMG.<br><br>By: Sammie<br />on 10-06-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment but he couldnt pick me up. lol. Ninja huh.<br><br>By: Jane<br />on 10-06-2010<br>Category: Health<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Today I decided to take a nap in my car on my lunch break.  </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I decided to take a nap in my car on my lunch break.  I woke up to numerous missed calls n text messages from my husband asking where I was and if I was OK. I then realized I had forgotten to turn my phone off vibrate. It was 6 oclock. My shift ended at 5. FUCK THE NINJA<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 10-06-2010<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Today I spent ages baking a cake for a shower I was attending. When I </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I spent ages baking a cake for a shower I was attending. When I was done I put it on the second shelf of the fridge. My top shelf decided to fall and crush the cake half an hour before the shower. Fuck the Ninja<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 10-06-2010<br>Category: Miscellaneous<br>Yes Votes: 1 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Today I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. Its in an </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I was excited about showing everyone at work my new piercing. Its in an interesting place in my ear and its not that common. Before I had the chance to tell anyone about it someone asked Are you wearing a hearing aid Fuck it. Im a Ninja<br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 10-06-2010<br>Category: Work<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anonymous</author>
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  <title>Yesterday at office I was sitting next to my (female) friend. She smiled and said </title>
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    <![CDATA[Yesterday at office I was sitting next to my (female) friend. She smiled and said Hey honey .. Next thing in the evening- both in bed. Later she said Im really a Ninja in Bed. D ho ho hai yah ho huh NINJA<br><br>By: Jimmy<br />on 10-06-2010<br>Category: Sex<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Jimmy</author>
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