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Today, a new girl did my eyebrows. I told her to keep them thick. She must've thought I meant, "Please, make me look like a cheap, tasteless fourteen year old with eyebrows thinner than this font". I need to hide as a Ninja

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Jun 10, 2010 02:02 PM - Miscellaneous - by Simone

Today, I was walking to my car so that I could pick up a few groceries. My car was gone. Little did I know, while I was playing Grand Theft Auto last night, my car was actually getting stolen. I wish this was a joke. Not a Ninja action.

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Jun 10, 2010 01:59 PM - Miscellaneous - by Micheal

Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked: "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. OMG.

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Jun 10, 2010 01:58 PM - Miscellaneous - by Sammie

Today, I spent ages baking a cake for a shower I was attending. When I was done I put it on the second shelf of the fridge. My top shelf decided to fall and crush the cake half an hour before the shower. Fuck the Ninja

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Jun 10, 2010 07:09 AM - Miscellaneous - by Anonymous

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